Thom pulled all of Jonny's hair out during a heated argument at school. He's been wearing a super glued wig ever since.
Colin was there too, and he tried his best to protected his brother. Thom ended up squashing Colin's head with his bare hands, that's why Colin has bulging eye syndrome.
Even though Colin lost the fight, he did manage to sneak in a good right hook. That's why Thom's eye is a bit wonky.
Ed watched the whole thing and has been severely traumatised, so he keeps guitar playing to a minimum
Phil wanted to lose weight but couldn't be bothered so he asked his sci