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Everything posted by Ash

  1. NO VAGINAS! NO VAGINAS! NO WHAMMIES! No, Virginia! 😠 oh she's not a virgin! not anymore....
  2. Ash

    AtEase 2021!

    tonight's the night! to ignite the nightie!
  3. Ash

    John Titor

    Ade's not just our leader... he's also ONE OF THEM! goobo gobble!
  4. this is why one ALWAYS chooses the PINK dress! BURN GNOBLE! 😠
  5. Ash

    AtEase 2021!

    oh it's happening alright! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! (that's how they GET YOU!) trapped in eternal soul-cycles [HELLSCAPES!]
  7. and now billiam gately LIES is a Divorced Deadbeat Dadmother (FUCKER!)
  8. that's how i got SICK because i answered a PHONE CALL! YOU SELL RARE PAINTINGS!
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    John Titor

    a time-travelling duder who was ... i don't know.. in some sorta hopeless romantic new wave band! he made the hits BEFORE they became hits!
  10. i'll give you a hint: she's NOT white!
  11. she's the only thing keeping this place afloat! oh yes boogie... they'll ALL float... (and you will too!) this is where you live now!
  12. they're tracking you online by way of things they put under your FLESH!
  13. once the new album is announced AtEase will go right back to its Glory Daze! i'm talking not just 2007-era but like 2002-2003-2004 bear uh! you won't believe! get dressed!
  14. yeah well here's what EYE think! for a few years they've earned many CDs that were "Gruff" and unmixed like when the floor leaked acid with HTML coding after an EXHAUSTING glistening that they had to finalize before the groovy added biddles were cut up and fucked up and beaten up like his mixed up with toast cis! .... POW! it shall be done! CLIPPY BLIPPY! Distortland! GLAND!
  15. NICE [SCREAM] 😠
  16. Naughty Chake Joke! 😠
  17. they're sending some secret codes! and yet nobody knows!
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    i'm the fire startah! including McGuyver! fight the pressure! start the commotion! OUT OF CONTROL!
  19. Looking ASS! Alice Glass! in a damn dress! the colourp? urple! enjoy your nurple! GURPL!
  20. in the yearrrrrrrrrr.... two-thousanddddddddddd! white castle will eliminate the middle man and just grind up their burgers and spray them directly into toilets! *looks into the toilet-lith* my god it's full of shit! 😠
  21. he was hunting them bidens!
  22. did you happen to see the latest woodsy allen movie? i liked it but i just hate that nervous feller that's always in 'em!
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