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Det. Frank Columbo

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  1. Did someone say cornball? Here. Pull my finger.
  2. "the path trails off and heads down a mountain through the dry bush, I don't know where it leads...and I dont really care"😪
  3. I like it when Thom checks on me when he’s out on his routes and speaks to me in sad archetypal poetry. It’s sweet of him. “Hey, it’s me”. He always says and he’s right! I always know! Hey Baba, can you be a pal and shave my back hair? Nobody’s been around in awhile and it’s hard to reach back there. 20$ in it for you. That worth it? You don’t have to worry , I’m not just a lonely old man who’s basically paying you to be my friend. Not at all. Just helping me with my back-hair situation.
  4. My son does the cutest thing. He puts his hands behind him and makes a little cup around his tush. Then he blows a toot. Then he takes the cup and holds it right under your nose and says “ cup a soup” ain’t that just adorable
  5. Time is a relative demarcation of stored up farts dispensed at intervals and right now it’s pull my finger o clock
  6. So let me get this straight... the man fucks his wife he writes a song about it he puts the song about a threesome on an album called The King of Limbs (now let that sit in context) an album that Mr. O’Riley retrospectively despises. Oooh, this shit adds up
  7. Think the guy walking behind me smelt it?
  8. If Thoms has Down syndrome and as I concluded before: And as the young lady originally stated: Then I can only conclude that Thom is the only guy on earth with the disease and hes pretty well taken by the organization known as Radiohead, I can only conclude WE'VE CURED DOWN SYNDROME
  9. And of course he stops talking about it. Dreams never make sense, do they. Well we could have made this dream sequence thing a lot funnier, but I think I got the clue I needed. I’m ready to wake up now.
  10. You never answered me what kind of music it was but when I woke up I had the whole caper solved! Thanks! I owe ya one. Did you know that Thom has Down syndrome but not only that wait till I tell ya the rest
  11. You were in my dream. I’m sorry. I spent all my money at Subway. I don’t even like sandwiches. The bread weighs me down.
  12. Say, what’s the deal with your record. What’s it called? What kinda music is it?
  13. Sure thing. Here how much? Shoot ! Where’s my dough!?
  14. sh-sh-sure whatever you gotta do.........but before you do CAN I ASK YOU JUST ONE MORE QUESTION????
  15. H-hey y-yer f-ugh-face ch-ch-changed. Do. I.Have. Down syndrome cus if Thoms gotta a lazy eye aaan iiii gotta a lazy eye that means...
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